do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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