It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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