Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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