I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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