I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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