he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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