Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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