I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I love having hate sex.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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