He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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