I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
