would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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