what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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