Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Randomize