your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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