coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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