We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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