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I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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