i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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