So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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