Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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