all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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