And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
