I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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