Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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