omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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