I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she looked like the before picture.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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