i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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