Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
You've changed since you got that strap on
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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