okay pat passed out under dana's car
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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