Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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