i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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