No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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