As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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