If i come over, it means nothing
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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