Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I just saw a hot homeless man
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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