i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I don't think brook has ever known best
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he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
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downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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