dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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