I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
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On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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