shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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