real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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