Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
