i'm lost and i look like a hooker
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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