He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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