that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I got inside last night via doggy door
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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