Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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