i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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