it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Houston, we have a blender
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
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