i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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