So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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