i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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