If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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