hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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