you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
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