If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
