He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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