My liver just broke up with me...
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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